BACK TO THE OTHER DEADLY SCIENCE (James Kilpatrick)
In their locker range?
Four months later, the Times was relieved by a report discounting the threat of nuclear weapons in Iran. Even so, "The new report is not an argument for anyone to suffer down their guard when it comes to Iran’s nuclear ambitions." Let down their guard?
Yes, we’re back today to that other frightful science, i.e., grammar. The question nags at every serious writer. How do we handle referent pronouns? The lumbering things won’t acquit one’s self. They won’t go away. They flop attached every side of in our prose like wet dogs on a kitchen floor.
Last month the acting principal part of the Federal Aviation Administration made a reassuring statement: "We will choose performing against anybody who violates their obligation …" In Time magazine, a writer discussed the Barbary States, "where everyone is workmanship their own deals." In The Seattle Times, an education reporter spoke of a decision-making case that isn’t complete "until everybody has said their piece."
This past September I heard from David Short, a retired teacher who formerly stretched English at the ninth-grade level. He is of the old school: "I always taught my students that in antecedal constructions, the ‘one’s’ and ‘body’s’ were always singular, e.g., ‘Everybody left HIS short coat on the bus.’" He asks, "Was I right?"
On this recurring question, the Times’ stylebook is unequivocal: It lines up the usual suspects — anybody, anyone, everybody, everyone, no one and someone — and decrees: "Each of these pronouns is singular and requires ‘he’ or ’she’ (never ‘they’) on more remote reference. Thus, ‘Has anybody dissolute HIS ticket?’"
In its sometimes disappointing way, The Associated Press Stylebook ducks the issue. So, too, with the eminent Henry Fowler in his Modern English Usage. Fowler’s inheritor, R.W. Burchfield, gently waffles. He says the indefinite pronouns "are now frequently, though somewhat controversially, followed by such plural pronouns as ‘they’ or ‘their.’" Burchfield goes on to saying: "Popular usage and historical precedent favor the use of a plural pronoun in so contexts, but many writers prefer to use ‘he’ or ‘he or she.’"
What about it? I would love to hear from editors, authors, speechwriters and serious readers (God bless you!) and will report your consensus.
We fit now to another teeth-grinder, i.e., the abuse of "like." Horrid Examples, rejoice.
From historian Richard Rubin, writing in The New York Times magazine: "Even at the same time that the American small court end continues what often seems like an irresistible decline, some in northwest North Dakota are mounting …"
From a Times editorial commenting on a huge Pepsi token to be built in the Meadowlands. The company said not any subscribe so tremendous has been seen before. Said the Times: "That seems like a place of safety bet."
What is the rule on "seems partiality"? Isn’t a unvarnished "seems" plenty? My thought is to reserve "like" as antidote to honest similes: My love is like a red, red rose. A combatant airplane flies like a homesick angel. To the complaisant Polonius, a cloud was like a camel, like a weasel, and true like a whale. When we’re just "seeming" and not comparing, let us shun the encumbering word. Down through LIKE! In these constructions, truly less is more.
(Readers are invited to confer dated citations of treatment to Mr. Kilpatrick in concern of this newspaper. His e-mail address is kilpatjj@aol.com.)
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